You’ve got the wrong bald, blue man

Blue Man GroupContinuing on the musical theme, it is a cause of considerable inconvenience for Guru that he is often mistaken for a member of The Blue Man Group.

They describe themselves thus:

Blue Man Group is best known for their wildly popular theatrical shows and concerts which combine music, comedy and multimedia theatrics to produce a totally unique form of entertainment. The blissful party atmosphere created at their live events has become the trademark of a Blue Man Group experience. Currently, their live stage shows can be seen in New York, Boston, Chicago, Las Vegas, London, Berlin, Amsterdam and upcoming productions in Oberhausen and Orlando.

But while these azure imposters may share the same blue hue as Guru, while they have as much of an international appeal, and while they can obviously match Guru’s ability to entertain and captivate large audiences, they sadly lack his human resources know-how.

So make sure, when you are booking your speaker for your top HR conference keynote speech, you contact this bald, blue maestro, and not these others.

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4 Responses to You’ve got the wrong bald, blue man

  1. Julie Senior 16 March 2007 at 3:03 pm #

    The other difference between Guru and the Blue Man Group is that Guru’s blue hue is indicative of his political bias.

    The only other similarity between the two is their multiple identities.

  2. Rick 16 March 2007 at 7:43 pm #

    So is Guru really Iain Duncan-Smith then?

  3. Scott McArthur 16 March 2007 at 9:02 pm #

    From their website:

    “BLUE MAN GROUP is a euphoric theatrical and musical journey. Enigmatic, endlessly inventive and musically thrilling, the Blue Men and their incredible live band captivate audiences with a fusion of irresistible humour, dynamic rhythms and breathtaking spectacle”

    Over to you GURU!

  4. Margaret Stanford 19 March 2007 at 8:57 am #

    The Blue Man Group use paint on their faces, whereas Guru really is blue.