April 4, 2007
A whisper tickled its way into Guru's lughole whilst he was on beachcombing duty in Brighton last week concerning the glamorous past president of the Public Sector People Managers' Association (PPMA), Angela O'Connor.
It appears the newly installed chief people officer at the National Policing Improvement Agency is collecting police-related memorabilia, having already bagged a hat and couple of badges.
A disciple let slip, however, that following on from a good talking to by the chief executive of... um... adult-themed er... memorabilia retailer Ann Summers, La O'Connor and a mystery blond accomplice were inspired to take matters into their own hands.
It appears the Ann Summers CEO Jacqueline Gold - resplendent in six-inch heels - had encouraged the PPMA audience to try out her goods themselves, as she did so herself and thoroughly recommended it.
And it seems our dynamic duo could not resist. The following morning, our intrepid explorers were spotted in the local Ann Summers store stocking up with... erm... command-and-control items.
Guru now has no doubts that O'Connor will quickly knock the police into shape - as there's sure to be a real buzz about the place.
