May 23, 2007
While Guru is on the dangerous subject of religion...
In his regular outpourings for Personnel Today magazine, Guru recently tackled the subject of global leadership, old monkey boy George W Bush, subservience to the royal family and the oily media whores who consistently paint themselves into a corner with their florid prose and habitual forelock tugging.
And talking of florid pros, ruddy cardinal Janis Pujats, the archbishop of Riga in Latvia, has branded homosexuality as an "unnatural form of prostitution" and is encouraging citizens of Riga to repeat their excesses of 2006 and hurl abuse and human excrement at participants in the Gay Pride march, which is scheduled to take place on 3 June.
It's heartening to see a 'man of god' take such a reasoned and thoughtful approach to the issue of sexuality. It is also good that he can manage to put to the back of his mind the excesses regularly committed against young boys and girls, presumably in the name of god, by 'good catholics' the world over.
Guru notes, however, that the key 'message' in the cardinal's outburst is his tacit support for 'natural' prostitution. This is understandable however, seeing as the world's oldest profession was endorsed by the 'fisher of men' himself - old Mr Jesus.
