Guru

News that a baby in the US has been granted a gun licence does not surprise Guru in the slightest.

After all, the children of God-fearing Americans everywhere have a GODDAM RIGHT to bare arms, bare legs, bare bottoms, etc. Isn't that what the consititution says?

And maybe that's where the confusion lies.

Spelling is dif-rnt in Merca. A gun, Guru notes, is not always a 'gun'. Quite often, it will be a gurn, as in the common cry of the lesser-ejerkaded southern buoys: "Umma gonna git mar gurn!" or the Du Wowrk cry of: "Eh! Donny, you gat dat Barredda yed?"

Guru notes that the youngest permit owner is called 'Bubba'. Presumably when he's a bit older and can apply for a TV licence, he'll be called 'Buddy' and when he's old enough to be president he'll be called 'Goddam Monkey Boy idiot'.