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Employee reward blunder as life imitates art

June 28, 2007

Regular readers of Personnel Today will be familar with the Michael C Fina cartoon-strip advertisement that occupies the slot below Guru's back-page column.

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Well, Disciple Lucy has written to Guru with news of an employee recognition blunder that would make even the reward specialists of Old Fashioned Industries blush.

She writes:

I thought you might like to hear about a 'fantastic' long-service award. My partner works for a large multinational company which shall remain nameless (oh all right, it's Siemens).

Sometime during his ninth year of service he discovered that there was a long-service award of £100 for staff who had served 10 years. Well, by 'award' they mean that you can purchase something for £100 and then give them the receipt and claim it back on expenses. Does that seem a bit of a niggly reward scheme?

Anyway, he has now passed his 10-year anniversary and hadn't heard anything, so he asked his line manager if the long-service award existed. His line manager emailed the human resources department and received a reply saying: "Ooh, we don't know. We'll find out and get back to you."

After two weeks he'd still heard nothing and emailed HR again but received no response.

What a great way to show your staff how valued they are (or aren't)! Not only do they have to claim back their measly £100 - that's £10 a year folks - instead of being given it, but they have to chase it up in the first place!

Scrooge Caine

Can anyone beat this Scrooge-like example of employer meanness?

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Posted for your edification by Guru on June 28, 2007 8:20 AM |

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