June 7, 2007
That despicable Peter Gold of the Hire Strategies e-recruitment blog has obviously got it in for Guru. It can only be a nasty case of jealousy.
Not content with besmirching Guru's technical abilities and hijacking his blog postings, Gold is now attempting to undermine Yours Truly's highly successful portfolio career.
He libellously suggests that Guru is failing to declare his lucrative modelling assignments to his employer - citing an alleged spot of moonlighting for the excellent, non-drowsy-formula Boots own-label range of hayfever relief products.
To clarify: Guru neither works for nor answers to any man. To take advantage of human resources genius and deep-azure good looks such as these, clients must be willing to share Guru's rich talents. There's only so much wit and wisdom to go around and it would be a crime to limit it to one lucky recipient.
Guru's Personnel Today assignments are but a labour of love.
And the Boots endorsement is a simple contra deal to keep Guru stocked up with Preparation HR (to sooth discomfort and annoyance from pains in the bottom - like Gold).
Comments (2)
At least Frank Skinner seems to be a fan of Guru! On the new ITV program "a hard gig" Frank was seen sporting a T-shirt with the logo "Blue Guru" I can't think of any other Blue Guru that could be more deserving than our highly esteemed Personnel today icon!
Posted by Gareth Bevan | June 13, 2007 11:36 AM
Posted on June 13, 2007 11:36
Gareth,
This is a very interesting development indeed. Guru has many followers in the world of business, but an unreasonably small number of celebrity disciples (though Jordan is apparently a fan).
Can you deliver visual proof of Mr Skinner in his Blue Guru t-shirt?
Guru
Posted by Guru | June 14, 2007 9:53 PM
Posted on June 14, 2007 21:53