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HR Wild Hog shut out by breastfeeders

June 21, 2007

Guru's Call of the HR Wild Hogs has to date attracted 15 founder members and one groupie.

Membership is open to all men over the age of 40 working in human resources, who are fed up with the feminisation of their profession and want to assert their manliness.

The latest application came from Disciple John, who wrote:

Dear Guru

I am newly arrived in this age group, recently divorced and ride to work on a Triumph Tiger motorcycle. I tend to get changed out of my leathers on arrival, which has seemingly caused offence to some of my female colleagues.

Subsequently, I requested permission to use our breastfeeding facility to get changed. This was refused as apparently it's being used for breastfeeding.

Disciple John

Breastfeeding

Guru has every sympathy for you, John. These women seem happy to demand access to our golf clubs and private members bars, but as soon as we ask to use their breastfeeding rooms, they get all territorial.

To illustrate the point, here's a (now censored) picture of the flawless Lucy Lawless (AKA Xena: Warrior Princess) breastfeeding in her nice, private, ladies-only breastfeeding room.

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Posted for your edification by Guru on June 21, 2007 8:30 AM |

Comments (2)

How stupid. Its not like you can even see anything there.

Guru:

Angela, Guru couldn't agree more. It's a very tasteful picture of the lovely Lucy doing what comes naturally. Sadly, however, one man's thing of beauty is another woman's thing of outrage.
PS Love the Juicy Flawless website.

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