Friday (27 July) sees the long-awaited launch of The Simpsons Movie.
The marketing hype is reaching a crescendo. Guru has already told you about the transformation of several 7-Eleven stores into Kwik-E-Marts.
Guru had a quick attempt at creating a Simpsonized version of himself (admittedly it’s not as impressive as Cheezhead’s own efforts), and this is the result.
Sadly, Springfield does not seem to allow its characters to have blue skin. It’s a kind of anti-blue racism, but Guru will let it lie – provided Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation express delivers some tickets for the London premiere ASAP.
Meanwhile, Guru is always pleased to get to know his disciples better. So create your own Simpsons ‘avatar’ and e-mail the result to email@example.com.