November 2, 2007
What with all the debate raging about the fact that women still earn around 17% less than men and with the government unwilling to find extra cash for equal pay claims, Guru felt the urge to come up with a solution to help our babes out of the woods and into the Garden of Eden that is pay parity.
Who would have thought his inspiration would be a 'leggy' former glamour model having a nervous breakdown on global TV.
Poor old Heather Mills – or Lady Mucca as the UK press would have it – broke down in tears on GMTV on the way to implying that alleged living god Sir Paul McCartney was possibly a bit handy with his... er... handshake. She then went on – after a swift leap across the Atlantic - to bemoan the fact that his daughter, fashion designer Stella, had done some "evil, evil things". Not being a fashionista, Yours Truly has only seen what Ms McCartney has designed in the pages at the trashier end of the publishing spectrum, but to call her 'Slate Wool Tufting Murta' big cardigan thingy 'evil' is kind of extreme. Fair enough, it wouldn't suit Mrs Guru, but then most thinks don't.
Does Mills secretly have the ear of Mad George Dubya? Is Stella McCartney the latest
to join the Axis of Evil? Her clothes may well be made in North Korea, but that's no reason to label her a terrorist.
Obviously, Mills has deep connections to insider knowledge on terrorism due to her unheralded work in clearing land mines, etc, that she never mentions in public... ever.
However, back to the equal pay point.
MIlls is married to one of the world's richest men and one of her current gripes is the fact that he does not give enough of it away to charity.
Well forget about charidee Mr MopTop. Guru advises the former pot-smoker knight to focus on equal pay... by becoming a mormon... or a muslim.
How would this work?
By becoming a free-range polygamist, the former Beatle could save UK councils millions by simply marrying... er... everyone – well, the women at least - and then divorcing them with a hefty pay-off.
Of course, this will only work if Heather Mucca Mills does not fleece him of all his cash in her own divorce battle.
Guru has to state for the record that he is not a big fan of the wigged-up bass player, but even if it all comes out in court, Yours Truly firmly believes Heather Mills won't have a leg to stand on. (A cheap gag, but someone has to make it.)
Comments (1)
Just as long as he doesn't sing!
Posted by Scott McArthur | November 5, 2007 5:39 PM
Posted on November 5, 2007 17:39