December 20, 2007
Nearly a year ago, Yours Truly visited the subject of sex and training. More specifically, how topless teachers could inspire students to ever greater heights.
OK, even more specifically, how 'Sexpresso' coffee lounges could be combined with 'espresso training' to give the learner an altogether more... um... rounded coaching (or should that be couching?) experience.
As with all things connected with training innovations the concept was essential 'pants'.
However, it proved a inspirational for Guru, for surely there is a market out there for business slogans on pants.
Rather than the regular Spiderman or Batman undergarments, businessmen could be persuaded to wear company slogans on their pants. Don't just walk the talk and talk the talk, and talk the walk – wear the vision.
'Cash is king', 'wad a way to go', 'money talks', 'look at the size of my packet' – the options are endless.
It would certainly be less offensive than 'comedy socks' and 'fun ties' and 'twat jacket linings', which are all just too irritating.
Guru welcomes all suggestions for slogans that should be put on your pants – or indeed your panties. Examples, in a suitable brown envelope, can be sent to Guru at the usual address.
