February 27, 2008
Guru's mystical powers know no bounds, it seems.
No sooner had he speculated on seriously unlikely things that could happen to a man locked in a bank up north, than God Almighty takes an interest to prove Mr Whitmarsh's concerns totally founded by smoting an area oop north with a genuine earthquake.
Let's hope Mr Whitmarsh didn't decide to walk the dog in a quiet Lincolnshire lane in a post-midnight bid to come to terms with his trauma.
