February 12, 2008
Guru was amazed to hear of the three homosexual Welsh men suing Pizza Hut for discrimination because an employee refused to serve them.
Nine gay men and transexuals, some in women's clothing, were allegedly turned away from Blackpool's answer to fine Italian cuisine on the grounds it had "run out of pizza".
Now before running to the law, did the Mozerella Nine stop to consider that this just may be the case? Perhaps Graham Norton and Alan Carr had popped in for a salami special just minutes before, eating the place clean.
Guru is against homophobia in all its forms - one of his best friends is his home - but he does have some sympathy with the employee faced with this baying mob in skirts prancing around demanding a large meat feast.
What next? Gangs of leather-clad moustachios smashing up Guru's local kebab shop when it runs out of donner meat? Screeched conversations about Ugly Betty and Britney Spears if McDonald's doesn't take its gerkins out of their Big Macs?
May common sense prevail disciples.
