May 2, 2008
OK, so it's a bit late to be throwing the hat into the ring, but judging by the lack of enthusiasm for Ken 'the lizard' Livingstone, Boris 'the buffoon' Johnson and Brian 'who?' Paddick, Yours Truly feels that none of the main candidates should be allowed to run the capital.
Of course, there is the green candidate, Sian Berry, who is better looking and has better ideas than all of them. But if she were to be given an opportunity that would be a signal that women are being taken more seriously in society... even by women.
Sadly that's not the case, so the best next thing is Yours Truly. And the only fair way of instituting this momentus change is to have a 'Guru only shortlist'. What could possibly go wrong? So vote now. First choice: Guru. Second choice... er... Guru.
Comments (1)
Apart from the fact that Guru does not have time to be the mayor of London, he will be busy for the next few months doing some gardening as Yours Truly has done me back in.
Posted by Mrs Guru | May 2, 2008 1:47 PM
Posted on May 2, 2008 13:47