June 11, 2008
When it comes to office politics it seems the UK's
workforce likes to do it on a really super soft sofa, with tea and
coffee-making facilities close at hand, soft lighting and a supply of light
chocolate snacks.
Guru only knows this on account of reading a Personnel Today report on a report on what really motivates staff to stay in a
job - other than large wads of cash, loads of time off and ineffective
managers, that is.
The survey from estate agent Savills says that workers
are more interested in their creature comforts, so a supersoft sofa with a
built in dunny would seem to be just the job (or just the Big JobTM, perhaps)
for the lazy arsed UK workforce.
Of course, in the coming days, no-one will be able to reach their chosen place of comfort due to the media alarmists creating havoc with their DON'T PANIC petrol buying scare stories.
Although, come to think of it, the lorry drivers and others who end up in massive queues in a bid to grab the last molecules of fuel from UK petrol stations might find they have to wait a long, long time, so could be in need of their own Portable Defecation StationsTM.
Get the production lines rolling... where there's muck,
etc.
