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Archive | August, 2008
By Guru on 29 August 2008
Finally, in a world where news is dominated by depressing statistics and fear-mongering research, Guru has something that puts a smile on his face. According to a survey of 1527 adults from the Yorkshire Building Society (YBS), the most important traits men want in a wife are a desire to take care of the home (44%), cooking (39%) and cleaning (33%).
By Guru on 28 August 2008
Guru loves a bit of political correctness gone mad (PCGM), especially when it involves allegations of sexism and offensive phrases. Winner of this week’s PCGM award is the buffoon at Chichester District Council who decided to publish a politically correct ‘language guide’ to prevent staff from offending women, small children, Islamic fundamentalists and Scientologists (I made the […]
By Guru on 27 August 2008
Doing household chores in the nude is nothing new to Guru, although climbing the ladder when cleaning the windows at the front of his house has caused a few raised eyebrows among the local neighbourhood watch. Guru finds vacuuming, washing up and ironing in the buff a truly liberating experience. So he was delighted to […]
By Guru on 26 August 2008
A bizarre email pinged into his inbox reminded Guru of the above named erotic ‘drama’ series on cable television in the 1990s. Guru spent many a happy hour admiring the fine acting and well crafted dialogue of the Red Shoe Diaries. But now Guru is a fully fledged consenting adult, his tastes have changed somewhat […]
By Guru on 22 August 2008
Lapdance club magnates, ward managers and air hostess team leaders will be arriving at work early this morning with a glint in their eye and the strong scent of aftershave on their freshly shaven skin. Why? Well, it is National Hug Your Boss Day, of course – cringeable photos here.
By Guru on 21 August 2008
If there are any HR professionals out there wondering how to attract female staff in this new age of contracts-for-diversity, Guru has the answer. Or rather the mayor of remote Queensland mining town Mount Isa has the answer…
By Guru on 20 August 2008
A man walks into a bar. His day has been long, his time is now short, and the pub is where he sorts his problems out. He takes a seat on the bar stool, orders a pint, and begins to recount how he was made redundant. After speaking for a good ten minutes, the man […]
By Guru on 19 August 2008
Today Guru can bring you the latest in his series of HR look-a-likies – and it seems employers’ group the CBI is a rich vein of identity swappers. After Guru revealed that director of public services Susan Anderson was separated at birth from canoe wife Anne Darwin, came the following revelation from Disciple Emily. “Richard Lambert, […]
By Guru on 18 August 2008
As Guru was gliding through the traffic with the aid of a locally-sourced car siren this morning, he heard the story about the amount of police gear that’s been nicked in the past three years. It seems that more than £1m of police property has been stolen since 2005 – including stab vests, breath-test kits […]
By Guru on 14 August 2008
Guru has long been a fan of the cut-price wine offer often found at the aisle ends of his local Waitrose and Sainsbury’s. This prime merchandising area has been the haunt of many a healthy-hearted wine drinker ever since the supermarkets stopped dilly-dallying with their £1 off here and 10% reductions there and started giving the […]
Guru is Personnel Today's notorious HR commentator. He's been working in HR for far too long and observes every passing management fad with a mixture of anger and amusement. His blog is the one thing saving his long-suffering wife, Mrs Guru, from having to endure too much of his ranting about the big HR stories of the day.