September 19, 2008
Not content with regularly banning elements of the online world, from YouTube and Google, and even God's own representative on earth Richard Dawkins, those crazy creationists down the Bosphorus have, nonetheless, struck a blow for female equality.
Or at least one hotel has. And all because of over-attentive male employees who took the art of customer 'service' to new levels.
It seems the male staff at the Image Hotel in the sleepy Mediterranean resort of Marmaris were giving female guests - mostly Russians and Brits, apparently - 'added extras' by regularly having affairs with them.
The manager finally did away with her final male member... ahem... when her barman, who she described as "a very decent man" was spotted walking out of a bathroom with a British tourist.
Guru suggests that such a move - getting rid of all men, not coming out of a bathroom with a British tourist - could help the UK address the blatant inequality that still lingers despite decades of equality laws.
So he is calling on all UK hotel owners to employ lounge lizards and lotharios in key roles, wait for the bathroom antics to begin and then sack them all and replace them with women.
It may not be breaking the glass ceiling, but it would certainly be a start. And Yours Truly will be confident that when he's interrupted during shaving it will not be some hairy-backed Bulgarian wrestler.
Posted for your edification by Guru on September 19, 2008 10:37 AM
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