Guru

While twiddling his thumbs and ignoring all emails coming his way, Guru wondered how best to spend his last few days at work. It didn't take him long to realise that ever other worker in the country was doing the same thing.

So in true office Christmas craze fashion, Yours Truly opted to don his bosses' private office in toilet paper. He had seen the clips on YouTube suggesting how to girlie-wrap and engulf every object from the chair to the wall calendar in beautifully decorated Christmas wrapping. But that was too boring and not very Guru. Loo roll strung everywhere, now that's a better idea and something he could blame on the cleaners.

And with that he saw on YouTube a charming companion from the across the pond had done the same thing. Was there a blue-faced ego in America too?

Oh well, who cares. Guru was off to enjoy the lager and meat feast ahead of him. As to the job, well it was only a temporary post doing consultation crap, excuse the pun, so no need to go back there. Just as well, as they've run out of toilet roll.