« The Maestro is in the building | Main | Cello scrotum authors come clean »

Guru mulls over Singapore fling

January 28, 2009

Guru has many disciples across the world, but even he was surprised to receive a note of admiration from as far away as Singapore.

Yours Truly knows that his blue shiny head and witty insights can prove very alluring to the ladies, but even he was shocked to know that appeal transcends HR and international borders.

Here's a copy of the email, from the delightful Nancy John, word for word:

Hello my dear,
How are you, hope fine, my dear i came aross your profile and i pick intrest on it, i am miss Nancy John i am a very loveing and carring girl with bright future, i love to know you better, i belive we can procced from here, i will tell you more about me when i heard from you, remember that colour does not matters, what matters most is love, i will like you to conatct me with this email address so that we can continue from there i will be waiting to hear from you.

All this and we're still more than 2 weeks away from Valentine's Day. Guru would obviously need to provide Nancy with some basic grammar and punctuation tips, but can forsee a beautiful relationship developing. After all; "colour does not matters". 

Guru is currently recruiting for a new au pair as for some reason Mrs Guru took a dislike to the previous incumbent, Anika from Stockholm. Yours Truly wonders whether Miss Nancy would prove a suitable replacement?

Guru will keep disciples updated as to how this budding friendship flowers in the weeks to come...

Share |
Posted for your edification by Guru on January 28, 2009 8:06 AM |

Post a comment

(If you haven't left a comment here before, you may need to be approved by the site owner before your comment will appear. Until then, it won't appear on the entry. Thanks for waiting.)

About

This page contains a single entry from Guru's blog posted on January 28, 2009 8:06 AM.

The previous offering of wisdom from Guru was The Maestro is in the building.

The next post in this blog is Cello scrotum authors come clean.

Many more can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

PersonnelToday.com homepage

About Guru

Guru is Personnel Today's notorious HR commentator. He's been working in HR for far too long and observes every passing management fad with a mixture of anger and amusement. His blog is the one thing saving his long-suffering wife, Mrs Guru, from having to endure too much of his ranting about the big HR stories of the day.

Guru's Tweets

Guru's blogroll