March 10, 2009
Thoughts inevitably turn at this time of year to holidays and time off. Workers will be thinking about where to go for their summer hols and surfing the net to find the best deals.
Allow Guru to recommend a fine establishment in Australia - perhaps appropriately referred to as Down Under on this occasion.
Online news service Ananova reports that man who refused to take his clothes off at a raunchy party has been blamed for a mini-riot at an Australian nudist resort. It happened at the White Cockatoo resort (surely the pun is intended), near Port Douglas, Queensland, which is promoting a month of hedonism to boost 'sagging' tourism figures.
Owner Tony Fox said the "mini-riot" erupted when four naked female guests protested about a fully-clothed man eyeing them up and not de-robing. "He then threatened to bash me, there was some argy-bargy and I ordered him off the premises and police were called," says Fox.
I bet the boys in blue were falling over themselves to respond to that call.
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