April 22, 2009
So, you're a devout Christian young man, who fervently believes in no sex before marriage. You're looking for a new job - where do you think you should apply?
A charity, voluntary organisation or social enterprise? Nope, I think I'll apply for a job managing a lap dancing club.
Like Jesus was by Satan himself, the fantastically named Dave Dragas is being tempted night after night. Only this time it's not happening in the desert, but in Secrets lap dancing club in central London.
Dave keeps his bible in his desk and visits church when his working hours permit. According to The Sun, he says: ""People think I'm crazy for working in a lapdancing club and not making the most of it.
"I have fun with the girls but it's strictly professional. I only have paternal feelings towards them and don't bat an eyelid when they're naked."
A charity, voluntary organisation or social enterprise? Nope, I think I'll apply for a job managing a lap dancing club.
Like Jesus was by Satan himself, the fantastically named Dave Dragas is being tempted night after night. Only this time it's not happening in the desert, but in Secrets lap dancing club in central London.
Dave keeps his bible in his desk and visits church when his working hours permit. According to The Sun, he says: ""People think I'm crazy for working in a lapdancing club and not making the most of it.
"I have fun with the girls but it's strictly professional. I only have paternal feelings towards them and don't bat an eyelid when they're naked."
Disciples should take a look at the picture on The Sun website to witness the full horror of how uncomfortable Dave looks in the company of three scantily-clad 'ladies'.
Guru wonders what other inappropriate jobs there are out there that clash with people's religious beliefs or views?
How about a stringent Roman Catholic managing a condom factory? Or a vegan butcher? A Jewish pig-farmer?
Other suggestions gladly welcome.
Guru wonders what other inappropriate jobs there are out there that clash with people's religious beliefs or views?
How about a stringent Roman Catholic managing a condom factory? Or a vegan butcher? A Jewish pig-farmer?
Other suggestions gladly welcome.
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Comments (1)
Yeah right... I bet you he tried to shag some of the girls.
Posted by Mr. Chow | April 27, 2009 12:50 AM
Posted on April 27, 2009 00:50