Infrequently asked question (Guru)

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Infrequently asked question

September 23, 2009

Disciple Peter writes from the parallel universe that is local government, with a tale that perfectly encapsulates today's modern family unit. Guru can't imagine old school personnel had to deal with this in the 1970s.

Dear Guru
I just had to share this with you.
My colleagues in Central HR have sent me an updated copy of our maternity policy. I found the following under the section Frequently Asked Questions.
"AN EMPLOYEE IS EXPECTING A BABY AND WE HAVE RECEIVED SEPARATE APPLICATIONS TO TAKE PATERNITY LEAVE FROM THE WOMAN'S ESTRANGED HUSBAND, HER LESBIAN PARTNER WITH WHOM SHE SHARES A HOUSE AND THE CHILD'S BIOLOGICAL FATHER. WHICH ONE, IF ANY, IS ELIGIBLE FOR THE LEAVE?"
I wonder how many times this question has been asked?
Kind regards,
Disciple Peter
Bemused Local Government Employee

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