Breaking news – Wookey Hole witch to be sacked



Disciples will remember the story of the recruitment campaign to appoint a new Wookey Hole witch. Former estate agent Carole Bohanan – now known as Carla Calamity – beat hundreds of cackling rivals to the job.

But now it has been revealed she could be about to cast her last spell. The tourist site’s boss has said she will be sacked at the end of the month, straight after Halloween. Apparently, our Carla is not a ‘people person’ and has been given the boot.

Guru didn’t think that interpersonal skills were traditionally that important for a witch, but he’s obviously wrong.

Perhaps Carla Calamity could now get a job in HR?

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