December 18, 2009
No, this is not some kind of sick joke. This competition actually exists and is set to take place in London on 13 May 2010. Reserve the date in your diary now!
A quick glance at the entry requirements shows the competition is open to all groups of individuals in or associated with the pensions industry - but one band member can be from outside the industry. Guru will be dusting down his guitar over Christmas in readiness...
But what's this? The rules state fires, pyrotechnics and fog machines are not allowed. Call this a battle of the bands? Next they'll be saying stage diving is off limits as well...

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