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National Sick Day has arrived

February 1, 2010

No, not the day where we can all throw-up in public, but the day identified by "experts" as the most likely for employees to pull a sickie.

National Sick Day - the first Monday of February - is thought to be the most likely day in the year for employees to call in sick thanks to Christmas credit card bills, gloomy weather and a long wait to the next Bank Holiday.

So if your office or workplace seems quieter than usual this morning, now you know why. In fact, why are you even here?

Guru looks forward to the creation of National Just Do Your Bloody Job Day.

 
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Posted for your edification by Guru on February 1, 2010 12:01 AM |

Comments (1)

kate burge:

It might be National Sick Day but unauthorised leave is a big problem for employers every day of the year. We've just published a survey that looks at absence in the workplace. http://tinyurl.com/ylj44dj

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