March 18, 2010
Guru was saddened to hear the news that Hull City Football Club had sacked manager Phil Brown.
This, you understand, is not because Guru is a fan of Hull - a city that is north of Watford you see - but because Brown showed the world that metrosexuality is actually a very bad thing.
From his ridiculous David Dickinson style deep tan to his penchant for wearing pink jumpers over the shoulder, Brown was a walking example of everything that is wrong with metrosexuality.
Brown was also a fan of wearing an earpiece and microphone during a game, something that only Madonna (and call centre staff) should be allowed to do in the workplace.
So, farewell Phil - and remember, tanning salons should only be used in moderation.
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