June 16, 2010
Let it never be said the education sector is ignoring the constant bleating of employers tired of the lack of skills among would-be employees. South Thames College, possibly London's most forward-thinking educator, has introduced courses in how to walk in stilettos. An extra curricular course, 'Sexy Heels in the City', was taken by five students aged between 16 and 50-plus, all no doubt looking to further their careers - in which fields we are yet to hear.
A college spokesperson said the course improved students' confidence. It certainly got the thumbs up from student Celina Mystery (no, Guru did not make that up), who said: "I no longer feel pain on a night out because I know what exercises to do beforehand. Now I can finally rock my heels."
Needless to say, the Taxpayers' Alliance is up in arms over the cost of the course (£750 paid to singer China Whyne - Guru did not make up her name, either). But employers shouldn't despair - as disciple Sue pointed out, they should be grateful. She reckons the number of sick days caused by high heel-related accidents should plummet - no pun intended.
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