Archive | October, 2010

McDonald’s stung by Brazilian

McDonald’s stung by Brazilian fatty fightback
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Killing dogs could end unemployment

Gunning down man’s best friend could be the ultimate solution to UK unemployment
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Offensive minister stokes up London firefighter strike

Guru defends firefighters as baffled MP goes on offensive
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Food for thought as David Cameron outlines Big Society feeding frenzy

David Cameron appeals to the fat of the land by suggesting that growth is a good thing.
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Thinktank tanks as weak foundations undermine survival

Work Foundation thinktank thinks unthinkable and gets bought up by Lancaster University Business School
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Doctoring the figures doesn’t add up…

While apprentice chancellor cooks the books to serve up poison plate of austerity, Apprentice Doc fails to diagnose his own incompetence as breadmaker on TV idiotfest.
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George Osborne gets hold of the scissors

HR called in to do the dirty work after shifty George Osborne wields the scissors
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Two come along at once as twin tubbies told to shed pounds by Blackpool bus operator

Fat Blackpool bus drivers stunned to be told to shed pounds
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Pointless research and 3D!!!! revelations

Ministry of Pointless Research sheds £300,000 to find out that fatter, less fit people are less… um… fit and more… err… fat.
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Women apprentices show dark side of girl power

Boots madness exposed by Apprentice babe nonsense as women let the side down.
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