McDonald’s stung by Brazilian

News reaches Yours Truly that global mega-employer McDonald’s has been ordered to pay compensation to a former manager in Brazil due to the fact that he put on four stones while working at one of the company’s fast food outlets.

The former employee claimed he was ‘forced’ to eat loads of burger-related comestibles while on duty and even had to face the indignity of having to chomp his way through free lunches.

Guru is heartened to see the fatties fighting back, but feels the judge – rumoured to be called Juan Hambuerger-Roi – may have had a hidden agenda.

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