April 1, 2011
Quite why anyone of sound mind would want to do that is beyond Guru - as is colouring in his hair, what with it not actually being there.
However, the debacle has encouraged the old blue grey cells to get to work and, in no way cutting corners or being less than generous in the splashing-the-cash-on-technology department, Yours Truly proudly presents the Guru-up-my-head App - available exclusively to Guru's dedicated band of readers.
Simply click on this link and get a picture of yourself transformed into... er... Guru.

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