April 20, 2011
Guru was just pondering just what exactly it is that makes great leaders tick, when a rumble in his tummy alerted him to the fact it was time for an iced bun and a cup of java.However, just as he was about to answer the call of the colon, his eye was attracted to the fact that David 'just call me bellyboy' Cameron, also listens to the call of the gut - only he does it when faced with tough decisions of national import rather than when deciding what to fill his face with.
In a debate on the vote on how the country appoints its MPs, and with his insincerity gland working overtime, DavCam argued that 'gut instinct' was more important than rational argument when it came to voting systems.
That explains a lot. Especially if Cambo has been applying it to other policy headaches.
Unemployment high? Take a moment to hear the plaintive cry of the gastric acid as it gurgles towards the small intenstine munching on detritus. What is it saying? "Ignore it, ignore it," comes the reply. NHS reforms? Hark, Dave 'belly laugh' Cameron, listen to the parietal cells as they shout "Kill it, kill it, kill it". And what about the rest of the public sector. DC puts his 'listening horn' to his flabby trouser line and awaits instructions: "Destroy it all, mash it up and regurgitate it as small private companies," croak the digestive enzymes.
Yours Truly was truly relieved. There he was imagining the PM actually took advice from imbeciles like William Hague, when the whole time he was ingesting the juice from his own pre-bladder zone before getting down to fundamentals.
Talking of fundaments, it could also explain why he's lately been spouting such a lot of sh...
Mrs Guru here. That was entirely likely to get quite rude. And in the week when there is a Royal Wedding to think about, such language will not be tolerated.
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