Entries from Guru tagged with 'MP'

Handshakes given thumbs down by MP

For centuries, the practice of shaking hands has been used to greet a colleague, welcome a new acquaintance or seal a business deal. But now, one veteran MP has called for handshakes to be ditched. Paul Flynn, Labour MP for...

David Cameron - a picture of indifference

While Gordon Brown stuffed his face in Japan, The Tory prime minister-in-waiting joined the queue to take a swipe at the nation's larger-than-life fatties, Guru notes.But his latest stance that people who eat too much and those who are too...

Drumming up support

Drummers, Guru has long suspected, are the leaders of a superior race, living quietly(ish) among us, waiting for their moment to take over the world. Surely Ringo Starr knew something we didn’t as he 4/4 beat his way into human...