Entries from Guru tagged with 'guru'

First pass the port - Guru's guide to voting

Guru takes unbiased approach to voting conundrum

Mobilising the UK's mobile forces

Military madness goes too far with mobile units growing exponentially.

Stomach-churning decision-making genius

Guru plunges into the bowels of David Cameron's mind to find out how great leaders [sic] function.

Guru launches App as bully-bashers see red over GingerBooth

Gingerbooth app angers anti-bullying group but Guru sees opportunity

Royal wedding could be down the Tube

When equality strikes at the heart of the Royal Wedding plans, Kate comes through largely unscathed.

What's the point of beards?

What is the point of beards?

HR nobility triumph at Personnel Today Awards

Guru recommends real winners for 2010

Dejected Guru feeling blue about Nobel Prize snub

Guru goes for the blue silk trick to get hands on Nobel gong

Nobel Prize beckons for Guru

Guru aims to avert red faces in Far East by being the Blue-eyed boy for China in Oslo.

HR masterclass: Blue is the colour if you want to keep your job

Chelsea football manager should have invested in blue face paint if he was serious about showing his true colours

McDonald's stung by Brazilian

McDonald's stung by Brazilian fatty fightback

Killing dogs could end unemployment

Gunning down man's best friend could be the ultimate solution to UK unemployment

Offensive minister stokes up London firefighter strike

Guru defends firefighters as baffled MP goes on offensive

Thinktank tanks as weak foundations undermine survival

Work Foundation thinktank thinks unthinkable and gets bought up by Lancaster University Business School

Two come along at once as twin tubbies told to shed pounds by Blackpool bus operator

Fat Blackpool bus drivers stunned to be told to shed pounds

Pointless research and 3D!!!! revelations

Ministry of Pointless Research sheds £300,000 to find out that fatter, less fit people are less... um... fit and more... err... fat.

More bucks for your banger as Apprentice returns...

Guru predicts the failures in the latest series of The Apprentice, is stunned by the sheer scale of prince Charles's nose and gets down with the good farming folk of Great Britain.

Empty vessels making the most noise at National Trust

Guru is loath to criticise a great British institution such as the National Trust, but some things are beyond the pale (or, indeed, pail). In response to research that showed 74% of UK city based workers feel stressed on a...

IT geeks take home the chips

Being a regular on the gambling scene, Guru was interested to hear about two daring criminals who managed to steal thousands of pounds from casinos in London. How was it achieved? An Ocean's Eleven style underground raid? Some clever card...

Christmas office pranks | Why toilet paper comes in handy

While twiddling his thumbs and ignoring all emails coming his way, Guru wondered how best to spend his last few days at work. It didn't take him long to realise that ever other worker in the country was doing the...