Guru takes unbiased approach to voting conundrum
Military madness goes too far with mobile units growing exponentially.
Guru plunges into the bowels of David Cameron's mind to find out how great leaders [sic] function.
Gingerbooth app angers anti-bullying group but Guru sees opportunity
When equality strikes at the heart of the Royal Wedding plans, Kate comes through largely unscathed.
What is the point of beards?
Guru recommends real winners for 2010
Guru goes for the blue silk trick to get hands on Nobel gong
Guru aims to avert red faces in Far East by being the Blue-eyed boy for China in Oslo.
Chelsea football manager should have invested in blue face paint if he was serious about showing his true colours
McDonald's stung by Brazilian fatty fightback
Gunning down man's best friend could be the ultimate solution to UK unemployment
Guru defends firefighters as baffled MP goes on offensive
Work Foundation thinktank thinks unthinkable and gets bought up by Lancaster University Business School
Fat Blackpool bus drivers stunned to be told to shed pounds
Ministry of Pointless Research sheds £300,000 to find out that fatter, less fit people are less... um... fit and more... err... fat.
Guru predicts the failures in the latest series of The Apprentice, is stunned by the sheer scale of prince Charles's nose and gets down with the good farming folk of Great Britain.
Guru is loath to criticise a great British institution such as the National Trust, but some things are beyond the pale (or, indeed, pail). In response to research that showed 74% of UK city based workers feel stressed on a...
Being a regular on the gambling scene, Guru was interested to hear about two daring criminals who managed to steal thousands of pounds from casinos in London. How was it achieved? An Ocean's Eleven style underground raid? Some clever card...
While twiddling his thumbs and ignoring all emails coming his way, Guru wondered how best to spend his last few days at work. It didn't take him long to realise that ever other worker in the country was doing the...