November 2008 - Guru Blog

Great to see that leader of the opposition David Cameron took his big opportunity last week to distance himself and the Tory party from the reality TV nonsense that has overtaken the government. With the world facing both financial and climatic meltdown, Cameron took the opportunity to speak to voters on an issue that really mattered - John Sergeant's...

Guru understands that the CIPD member named on a list of BNP activists was vigourously defending his honour this weekend. Word has it that the individual loudly insisted he was in no way a member of the socially unacceptable organisation. However, he was apparently happy to admit to being a member of the BNP. Read More...

It is surely the letter that everyone who has ever worked in customer service has wanted to write. When a retired teacher sent an email to TV chef and barber-dodger Jamie Oliver complaining about his incessant swearing, he received an abrupt response from Oliver's team. Read More...

Redundancies happen in much the same way as various other horrible things happen. Without swearing on a family blog, excrement happens.You have to accept that sooner or later, and the BBC's doom editor Robert Peston would no doubt delight in explaining it to you, your own little business bubble is probably going to burst. No matter, however, how...

As Guru was eating a lasagne served to by a non-Italian waiter, and reading news about Barack Obama's election in a newspaper article written by a white journalist, he heard that a BBC Radio presenter had been sacked after calling a taxi firm to requested a non-Asian driver. Ex glamour girl Sam Mason, 40, reportedly told the operator that a guy...

If Guru was to ask disciples which nation was the most likely to invent bionic legs for workers of the future, then Japan would probably be top guess. And you'd be right. Yes, the country which brought the rest of the world robot dogs, Asimo the robot conductor, robot bartenders and the unicycle riding robot, has done it again. The BBC website has...

To borrow dialogue from the classic Tarantino film Pulp Fiction ; What does Guru look like? Describe what Guru looks like. Does he look like a b*tch? Regardless of what you might think Guru looks like, Yours Truly certainly bears little resemblance to this gentleman, does he? So why then does this bloke Richard Denny insist on calling himself Guru?...