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Guru is sad to announce that this may be the last Guru post he ever writes. He was checking his CV last night and discovered that he has a computer science degree from Cambridge and an MBA from Harvard Business School. Although his memory of these periods of his life are quite patchy, they were there quite clearly on his CV, alongside his geography O-level and his 50m swimming badge.
Having been mildly surprised to be reminded of these educational experiences, Guru was left flabbergasted after reading quite how well he’d done. At Cambridge he was top of his class with 110% (presumably having unlocked some extra levels in Tetris or something) and at Harvard he was summa cum laude, a term that was apparently never explained to him, but might mean “really good at business”.
Anyway, with qualifications like this typed onto his CV, it’s quite likely that Guru will be recruited to run a massive IT company in America, such as, for example, Yahoo, meaning he’ll have to abandon his loyal readers.
Guru and Yahoo could be an excellent fit: they almost rhyme, they both have a tiny online presence and they were both last popular in the nineties.
Read the complete post at http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/personneltoday/gurublog/~3/O7RRV3nt1iA/guru-up-for-ceo-position-at-ya.html
15 May 2012 8:18 AM
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