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According to the Guardian, coffee is the drink of choice for high achievers. Apparently, 77% of senior managers choose coffee over tea and 70% of high earners like coffee more than tea. Those are some compelling statistics.

Guru has taken this to mean that drinking coffee makes you successful and that presumably more coffee makes you more successful. He’s had eight coffees already this morning, in various forms, and can report that he doesn’t seem to be any more successful. He had to leave the 30-minute morning meeting four times to, a-hum, visit the gents and has been experiencing very distracting palpitations. He’s also shaking quite severely, which is likely to make it very difficult to pour the kettle for the many more coffees he’s planning to drink today.

Guru isn’t easily diverted from a quick-fix course to wealth and success. He plans to see this experiment through to its logical conclusion - success or coffee-induced death.

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