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• Bush and Obama offer hand-y cold solution

  December is the most common month for catching a cold, Guru has recently discovered, and apparently most of the 120 million colds contracted in the UK each year (an average of two per person) are caused by germs spread by the hands. Yes, we are all officially part of the great unwashed - particularly after going to the loo. According to a recent news... Posted Dec 05 2008, 11:24 AM by Guru Filed under: politics, barack obama, President Bush, hands, germs, cold

• BBC in racism row

  As Guru was eating a lasagne served to by a non-Italian waiter, and reading news about Barack Obama's election in a newspaper article written by a white journalist, he heard that a BBC Radio presenter had been sacked after calling a taxi firm to requested a non-Asian driver. Ex glamour girl Sam Mason, 40, reportedly told the operator that a guy... Posted Nov 13 2008, 03:01 PM by Guru Filed under: barack obama, non-Asian taxi driver, Sam Mason

• Obama pledges to ban outsourcing of America's jobs

  Barack Obama, the man who, notwithstanding vote rigging and questionable Florida chads, seems more likely to be the next US president, has launched a campaign to protect the "shittiest" jobs in America. His media spokesperson's words not Guru's. Yours truly is an avid follower of America's finest news source, The Onion, and felt... Posted Oct 16 2008, 05:05 PM by Guru Filed under: john mccain, us election, USO8, joe biden, bbc, sarah palin, outsourcing, barack obama