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Guru has long documented the inequality of life and the fact that some people will always be fat and some people will always be ginger. But the fact that former deputy PM Harriet 'I'm not ginger' Harman is getting in on the act is somewhat disturbing. La Harwoman showed little of the equality she has previously promoted through her backing...

As if to prove that Yours Truly had an actual point when highlighting the needless targeting of those more rotund members of society , Blackpool Transport has snubbed two fatty bus drivers and told them to shed the pounds before they can continue their driving duties . Guru has heard, however, that any rumour that the buses were tilting dangerously...

The Daily Mail is carrying a brilliant story about bus drivers in Hull being told to lose weight to stop breaking their seats. The doughy drivers have been sent letters by their employer Stagecoach asking drivers who think they exceed the weight limit of 20 stone for some buses and 23 stone for others to seek out their manager, who will refer them to...

Feeding the nation ridiculous statistics is the meat and drink of the nation's national newspaper hacks - and the fatheads who gorge themselves on the flaky numbers that rarely add up. However, the nation's lard-watchers are now sitting in their...