What an awful selection process- not the Apprentice 'Interview from Hell' but the Sandhurst officer selection boards. What on earth must it be like if they end up offering trainee stockbroker Ben Clarke a commission? His many failings have been...
You draw your eyelids in, You push your elbows out, Jab in, jab out, Throw abuse about. You go into the boardroom, Cast blame around, That's what it's all about, Oh, the Psycho Clarkey Oh, the Psycho Clarkey etc..