Guru

Wee problem drives busmen to the edge

20 Aug 2007

It seems London’s bus drivers are taking desperate measures to fight for more toilets on their routes. A leaked document...

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Scotland’s celluloid success celebrated

20 Aug 2007

Glasgow’s former Govan Town Hall is to be transformed to become the ‘new focal point for Scotland’s film industry’. Guru...

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US car dealer gives pay talks the bullet

20 Aug 2007

With a host of public servants, from the police to nurses, threatening strike action over pay, perhaps Gordon Brown could...

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Size matters in the recruitment sector

6 Aug 2007

Guru’s standing in the HR profession brings him lots of attention. As well as huge volumes of knickers and telephone...

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Discussing people issues with Dubya

6 Aug 2007

As Gordon Brown  jetted off to the US to see president Bush last week, Guru wondered whether the prime minister...

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Office terrors are good for the spirit

6 Aug 2007

Well, as most Russians never said, hoorah for Boris! Just months after controversial former president Yeltsin sadly passed away, his...

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Guru: More hogs emerge from the wilderness

10 Jul 2007

Guru knew that the small d**k jibe (19 June) would bring more HR Wild Hogs out of the ‘wood’ work....

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Microshorts ban would spoil view

3 Jul 2007

According to a row on the Times Education Supplement’s Online Staffroom, sports teachers are being told to stow the shorts and...

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Charge of the bovine brigade

3 Jul 2007

The fact that the London Evening Standard printed the headline ‘Hugh Grant escapes baked bean charge’ did not escape Guru’s eagle-eyed...

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Readers leap to hoodie’s defence

3 Jul 2007

In recent months, Guru has taken a well-aimed pop at Australians, Chris Tarrant, the city of Hull, and the police force, among others....

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Guru’s laughter file off to a slow start

26 Jun 2007

Guru’s call for human resources jokes (12 June) was not a request for the name of your boss (thank you,...

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‘Blair watch’ project begins with offer

19 Jun 2007

While he may be struggling for friends in the media, support from the public, and have to endure non-street slang...

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HR men alleged to have small parcel

19 Jun 2007

Guru has disappointingly received just one more application to join his band of human resources Wild Hogs (men over 40...

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Checkpoint Charlies ape Gestapo tactics

19 Jun 2007

When Guru read that in deepest Germany, guards were stopping cars, searching them and frisking their drivers, he thought he...

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Firemen sleeping on the job inflames passions

12 Jun 2007

News that a fire crew is under investigation for sleeping on the job comes as no surprise to Guru. After...

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