Cops gunning for a woman’s touch

Talking of multi-tasking women, more females are to be given fire-arms training in a bid to give armed units more of a woman’s touch.

Apparently, female police officers pull the trigger in such a way that the bullets come out in a touchy-feely, non-threatening way, so baddies have a chance to give up before falling in a heap.

However, Guru feels that even the nation’s multi-tasking heroines would struggle to do the dishes, pick the kids up from school, get dinner on the table and stake out the latest kidnapping or bank robbery.

Having said that, Yours Truly believes there’s no more arresting a sight than a fully armed ‘WPC’ with pink furry handcuffs… but that’s enough about Mrs Guru.

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