Incredible but true – today (Tuesday) is National Talk Like a Pirate Day.

You couldn’t make this up.

But never one to miss an opportunity, all transgressors in Guru’s office will be walking the plank or perhaps given a dose of keelhauling – just like Yours Truly did to errant staff in the good old days (or 1998 as it’s known to everyone else).

In the magazine you will find your very own pirate eye patch toget yousta-aar-ted.

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