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Recruitment warren finds perfect staff

24 Jan 2006

Have you heard the disturbing news that scientists are planning to create human-rabbit hybrid embryos? Apparently, it is being done to speed up research into the causes of inherited conditions such as motor neurone disease and Parkinson's

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Speak English or join the penguins

24 Jan 2006

The senior folk in business are often making unfair demands on their staff. Outrageous diktats such as 'Get in to work before midday' and 'Stop hacking the firewall and looking at porn' come Guru's way with alarming regularity

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Cheeky Yank sticks it all on the plastic

24 Jan 2006

This ditty comes from a disciple who has asked to remain anony-mous and serves to remind us in these dark times of mid January that Christmas spirit isn't really everything it's cracked up to be

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Guru

6 Dec 2005

Warning: seagulls and stilettos risk; Spirited dictator treads the boards; Footie fan attempts to settle the score

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Guru

22 Nov 2005

Yob offer is kick in teeth for UK thugs; Take a deep broth and count to 10; Snowdrop puts the aaaahhhh! into HR; Stocking up for the festive season

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Anti-care policy could be way forward

5 Oct 2004

With the economy thriving and high street spending reaching astronomical levels, news reaches Guru this week of an innovative customer-focused...

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