It’s time to announce who has won Guru’s tremendous competition to give away copies of self-development marvel, The Five Minute Failure.
The question was from the Induction to the College of Failure and was: ‘What are the finest virtues a human being can possess?’
Of course, none of you really needed to visit the website (www.collegeoffailure.com) to know that the answer was: “Ignorance, arrogance, fear and, of course, a smattering of good old bigotry.”
This competition proved particularly popular so Guru apologises if you are not on the winners’ podium.
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But take heart and look to the example of Formula One man-of-the moment Jenson Button, who only had to enter 113 times to win.
The winners of The Five Minute Failure are:
- Johan van den Broek, HR manager, House of Commons
- Dawn Turner, HR director, Hyatt Regency Birmingham
- Claire Farr, HR administrator, DHL
- Joanna MacIntyre, HR manager, VisitScotland
- Jo McIntyre, trainer development officer, Thames Valley Police
- Stephanie McBride, group HR manager, Lease and Loan
- Liz Earle, HR business manager, Sky Sports
- Anne Stewart, HR manager (Scotland), Barkers
- Stacey Homer, HR assistant, Bloxwich Automotive
- Annie Tunnicliffe, HR director, Resourcing the Community.