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Recruitment & retentionMigrant workers

Is Middlesbrough worse than Hull?

by Personnel Today 29 May 2007
by Personnel Today 29 May 2007

As expected, Guru received many complaints from the residents of Hull about his story in the 8 May issue of Personnel Today sympathising with the Lithuanian migrant workers who found themselves trapped in the city.


He also received quite a few letters of agreement, including this wonderful poem from Disciple Simon:


Dear Guru,


I love the verse form of a Clerihew [a biographical and whimsical four-line style of poetry – Guru found out on Wikipedia], and I thought of this:


Hull


May be miserable,


But Middlesbrough


Is even miserabler.


It may help divert the flak you receive from angry Hulligans.


Divide and rule is what I say


Step back and let the Humbersiders and Teessiders fight it out among themselves.


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Disciple Simon


Fantastic, Simon. Guru awaits further literary contributions to the Great Hull Debate.

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