Tensies to replace elevenses, says Pomegreat

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The good people at Pomegreat are going around saying that tensies is replacing elevenses and that “experts” are recommending that a break at ten be formally scheduled.

Guru is aghast – he’s never had elevenses in his life. Consequently, he’s vowed to replace not having elevenses with having tensies and elevenses. He’s also going to have to replace working in the afternoon with having a nap if he’s going to be spending all morning eating.

Sadly for Pomegreat, despite being committed to this new approach to eating, absolutely nothing can persuade Guru to eat a pomegranate.